ur mom
i love lamp
Sure, Jan.
ibeticaneatmorepancakesthanyou:
Stephen King legiterally looks like Cindy Lou Who’s dad
le….legiterally?
You mock him because you know he’s right
He realiterally does wow
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Remember to drink water babes
No
Then become the dirt I walk on.
Every post like this hits me so hard bc op always swings back with a new type of bat and I’m never prepared for it
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my cat Meatball’s hanukkah sweater started kinda coming off, so my girlfriend went to fix it, and as she did so she said to him, in her most tender and maternal voice, “aww, is your shirt coming off? whore”
the first five words of this post alone contain so much storytelling
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*in a horse accent* help
This is the horse equivalent of being lost in the sauce
astray in the hay!!!!!!!!
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(Source: aphador, via confirmance)
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